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Wendy Varley's avatar

I still tend to be the quiet one in the corner, so can identify with much of this, Sharon. Beautifully told. Love your hen/stag do photo!

Housekeeping query: your posts arrive in my email inbox but don't show up in my inbox on the app. (My settings are to receive both ways.) Hate to think you're missing out on readers because of an unticked checkbox! (Think there's one when you publish asking if you want to send by email, app or both, but of course I can't find it now!)

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Thanks so much Wendy - I’m glad you enjoyed. And thanks for the heads up, re. the inbox. I’ll look into that. I struggled today as I opted for an English accent text read voice, but ended up with an American lady! Substack tech support are as baffled as I am!

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Wendy Varley's avatar

I’ve also got that glitch with the read-aloud voice, Sharon! Chose Victoria (English) but got a US voice anyway. I think Jules had the same issue.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Glad it’s not just me, but how frustrating eh?! At least it’s no longer Jon Hamm!

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Wendy Varley's avatar

Your second email did show up in my app inbox as well, Sharon. Yay!

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Thanks again for making me aware Wendy x

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Margaret Bennett's avatar

Hi Sharon - me too on your posts. They’re not showing up on my app inbox and I have to search for you to find them.

I very much enjoyed this. Love the converse. I think we grew up in an era where stereotypes were still forced upon us. I finally feel like we can relax a bit more.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

I’m kicking myself for not noticing Margaret. I appreciate you seeking me out. I agree with you, we can relax a bit now!

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Petra Khashoggi's avatar

Really enjoyed this, Sharon! Look forward to reading more of your posts.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Thanks so much Petra. I’m enjoying your work.

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Michelle Flaherty's avatar

You have captured so much of how I feel about female friendships Sharon. I too collected snails and ants and have been ridiculed by my parents for it ever since! Sometimes reading your writing is like rediscovering parts of myself.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Michelle that’s so lovely to hear. Just look at us misfits now! 😉

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Faith Liversedge's avatar

Love this perspective Sharon - I sometimes wonder what I would have been like as a non spotty, permed-hair, fixed-braced teenager but thankfully I was also in a single sex school and didn't have to think about this too much! Glad Five Star got you through!!

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Hey Faith - thanks for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed - and yes, you can always rely on Five Star!!

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Daisy's avatar

Loved this shaz! ❤️

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Ahhh thanks Daisy 😘

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Prajna O'Hara's avatar

Hi Sharon, oh how I love your humor, style and unbecoming of all things, traditional, so to speak. I absolutely resonate with so many things that you just wrote about. I’ve never been able to make the small talk. It’s awkward, but I have learned to get a few laughs now and then or at least it happens

Love the sneakers

I can absolutely not myself in a wedding dress, but if I could wear sneakers maybe.

You gotta love the nuns !

I have to tell u one story toward the end of high school, which I found overwhelming in the system. For a very short time, I had three friends and all of our names were Nancy. I don’t know how that ever happened, but it inspired me to go out because nobody would believe us when we introduced ourselves.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

That’s hilarious Prajna. What are the chances of Nancy squared?!!

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Prajna O'Hara's avatar

I know! Her name was Miguel, but she called herself Lil but everyone knew her as Nancy. Those were the days.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Brilliant 😀

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Francis F's avatar

It’s so funny as I find the opposite experience I’ve had with you , you seem such a natural at bonding with females , you have given me so much advice and support on substack, you are soooo friendly and even my sister has commented on your comments on my stories, saying she loves

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Francis F's avatar

Oops never finished , — what you say ☺️ I’m the opposite, I would love male friends but I’ve never had them ! I dont know why ? I’ve always been one of the gals !? Great post Sharon 😁

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

That’s so lovely of you to say Francis. I genuinely love the connections I’ve made on Substack. As for male friends, I lucked out on finding some good ones, who remain my mates 30 years on, but I still envy women who have strong enduring bonds with others.

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Maria McCarthy's avatar

Another great post. It's reminded me that I had more male friends than female, at one time. I didn't really click with the girls in Halls, in neighbouring rooms, and felt tolerated rather than liked by them. Instead, I used to have chaps from other courses hang out with me. I did have a boyfriend at Poly, and there was (mostly) nothing more than friendship with the boys I knew. Some guys don't get the friendship without benefits thing, though. Interesting, though, isn't it? I went to an all girls school, too, and just really liked the chance to make friends with the opposite sex, starting with a Saturday job in Woolworths.

Wedding-wise, I married young the first time round, and didn't want the froth and veil that my mother wanted to see me in. I used to wear clogs and plimsolls, and wanted to wear white clogs with my cotton dress. I didn't get my way. I really would have loved the clatter on the parquet floor of the church as I walked up the aisle. I didn't, however wear a veil.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Clogs would’ve been fantastic! Not sure about dancing in them though 🤔 Thanks Maria, I’m glad you enjoyed. There’s many of us kindred spirits on here.

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Dean The Sated Ire's avatar

It takes maturity to embrace your genuine inner freak, I think. I've always preferred mixed company of the sexes, we bring the best out of each other that way.

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Agreed!

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Gillian Richmond's avatar

"Small talk still feels like running a marathon with a pebble in my shoe..."

I'm right there with you. How do people know what to say? How do they manage to find so much to say?

Love the photos. Wish I'd had a pair of trainers like that for my wedding.

How are the chickens doing?

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Also, the chickens are good thanks. I haven’t forgotten the pics, it’s just been heavy rain here (again) the last few days 🙂 To come!

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Thanks Gillian. I was loathe to sound somewhat superior in talking about my dislike of small talk - in fact I envy women who can chat away about anything (my hairdresser excels!) I just don’t think I’m alone in finding it pretty excruciating. To the point, that if it goes on too long, I get slightly hysterical and have to fight the urge to laugh!!!

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Gillian Richmond's avatar

You didn’t sound superior at all. You sounded like a writer!

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

THE best compliment 🙂

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Ragged Clown's avatar

I think I was quite different from the other boys. Always in trouble and buggered off to join the Navy at 16. It led to a life of adventure though and I wouldn't change a thing.

I enjoyed sharing your memories. Lovely!

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Thank-you matey! I enjoy reading your stories too.

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Jules's avatar

So interesting to hear about your experiences and conclusions. I was always bad at bonding and a bit of a drifter in that sense. At primary school I had both male and female friends. I never felt comfortable in those tribal "all girls together" activities unfortunately, but once a lovely thing happened that I will never forget. I was in my twenties and had started work in an office having moved to a new area. One of the women there invited me out with "the girls" - a large group of young women who glammed up on a Fri/Sat night and went on the town. Although I was clearly not at all a good fit for that, she always invited me even if I declined, and I did go a couple of times. That was so kind of her. I was lonely at the time, and it took me quite a while to build any kind of social life, so I really appreciated that lifeline. I have never forgotten it.

Thanks for this, Sharon. I empathise with such a lot of it and it brought back some memories! Great pics too!

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Thanks for reading Jules. Yes, God bless those wonderful women that see those who struggle with group interaction, but persist in bringing us out of our shells!

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Jules's avatar

I'd certainly raise a large glass of Prosecco to them! 😉

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Haha! It had better be in a glass the size of a small child’s head! 😀

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Jules's avatar

What else? 🤣

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Elizabeth's avatar

This was such a great read!

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Thanks Elizabeth. Glad you enjoyed.

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